I haven’t written much about any actual accomplishments or achievements across my career. So I’m sharing the two most impressive.

One. We emptied Mitchell’s Pub of all its Iron City Light. One of the guys in the batch above mine at the bank was leaving for a new role in Austin at a startup. And we wanted to give him a proper Pittsburgh farewell.

Two. We were with the sales team celebrating a profitable quarter. The result was draining Qi out of all its Merlot.